12 Different Types of Hangovers [Comic]

Cause: Wanting to eat enough to feed a family of four for under five dollars.

Symptoms: Vomiting, diarrhea, entertaining the thought of doing one of those juice cleanses.

Cures: Water, exercise, not eating again until lunch the next day.

Cause: Deciding to give “Friday Night Lights” a try before going to bed.

Symptoms: Fatigue, sensitivity to noises that give away major plot points, wishing dramatic music played when you stared at someone from afar.

Cures: Spoilers, the beginning of the second season, IMDb bios of the actors you thought you liked or were the same age as.

Cause: Trying to make up for four years of lattes and lethargy in one trip to the gym.

Symptoms: Euphoric soreness, typical soreness, buying a new wardrobe comprised of sweat-wicking fabrics, financial soreness.

Cures: Bragging about it on Facebook, learning to love your body the way it is, “pulling a sitcom” and marrying someone way out of your league.

Cause:Going to sleep early to avoid getting sick, life.

Symptoms: Somehow, waking up even more tired than usual, prolonged grogginess, sensitivity to light, not being able to talk about anything that happened last night.

Cures: Coffee, “hair of the dog.”

Cause: Pre-ordering something to do when you were bored two months ago.

Symptoms: Headache, blurred vision, sore throat from trying to explain to your father how game design is an art form.

Cures: Energy drinks, the Internet.

Cause: Smoking too much pot.

Symptoms: Dry mouth, fleeting paranoia, feeling pretty all right.

Cures: Whatever.

Cause: Thinking your life might improve by going someplace different while letting things at home continue to get worse.

Symptoms: Sunburn, jet lag, forced accent that might be interpreted as slurred speech.

Cures: Anything that isn’t going in on a timeshare.

Cause: Being around drunk people when you’re not.

Symptoms: Hating your friends, hating people who aren’t your friends, simultaneously hating yourself and feeling superior to everyone.

Cures: Blackmail, revenge.

Cause: Not wanting to die alone.

Symptoms: The regret of telling a stranger your entire life story, chills from not getting to use enough of the blanket, and, in extreme cases, happiness.

Cures: Googling their name, Seeing them in daylight, being yourself.

Cause: Checking your syllabus hours before attending a class you haven’t been to in weeks.

Symptoms: Wrist pain, heart palpitations, hallucinations involving font and margin size.

Cures: Saying you “totally failed,” handing it in.

Cause: Spending all night in the library cramming for an exam.

Symptoms: Pencil sticking to forehead, confidence that you’ll get a good grade, uncertainty that you won’t jump off of a bridge if you don’t do well on the test.

Cures: Saying you “totally failed,” doing things that will lead to an actual hangover.

Cause: Doing nothing all day because you drank too much the night before.

Symptoms: Changing out of sweatpants, picking stuff up off the floor that you were too tired or nauseous to put away the day before, having a ton of work to do.

Cures: Never drinking again/death.

Source: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6742909/different-types-of-hangovers